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Actual Auto Insurance Claims

1.	"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
2.	"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
3.	"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
4.	"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."
5.	"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
6.	"I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."
7.	"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
8.	"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows."
9.	"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"
10.	"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

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