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Hapless Burglar Joke

Joke: The Santa Burglar

A burglar thought up a clever idea: on Christmas Eve, he would climb down the chimney in a Santa suit with a bag of cheap toys, leave them there, and steal everything of value. "If I'm caught, I'll just say I'm St. Nick delivering toys and I'll get off scot-free!" he chortled.

As he was tiptoeing through the living room he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"

Frozen in his tracks, the burglar looked all around and finally spotted a bird cage in a dark corner and in that cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, "Was that you?"

"Yes," said the parrot.

The burglar sighed in relief and asked "What's your name?"

"Socrates" said the bird.

"That's a stupid name," sneered the burglar. "What kind of idiot would name a parrot 'Socrates'?"

The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the pit bull 'Jesus'."

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